what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing a hoodie
do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them
(Source: garlicbreadsticks)
let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use
what even is that
basically all my sentences start with one of these
- ok so
- basically
- omg
- no but seriously
- actually
- ok
- wow
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- wait
- but wait
- no wait
- wait what
- guys
- oh wow
- so like
(Source: cowboybeboop)
